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MORE ADVICE for DACHSHUNDS
Jul 7, 2016
MORE ADVICE for DACHSHUNDS
Jul 7, 2016

But never bite a Bumble Bee

Who's buzzing round your toes... 

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Jul 7, 2016
ADVICE FOR DACHSHUNDS
Jul 7, 2016
ADVICE FOR DACHSHUNDS
Jul 7, 2016

Never poke a brush pile... 

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Jul 7, 2016
HOW DOES THE WIND BLOW TODAY?
Jul 1, 2016
HOW DOES THE WIND BLOW TODAY?
Jul 1, 2016

Quite often the Sense

Merely sits on the Fence...

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Jul 1, 2016
LOOKING GLASS VERSE
Apr 14, 2016
LOOKING GLASS VERSE
Apr 14, 2016

Illeanna, ruler of the universe and all lands in between. 

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Apr 14, 2016
A POEM
Feb 15, 2016
A POEM
Feb 15, 2016

A limerick on Einsteinian relativity, recited by Carl Sagan on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show, recently or not.

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Feb 15, 2016
RINGING the CHANGES
Dec 9, 2015
RINGING the CHANGES
Dec 9, 2015

"There's the notion, put forth by psychology, that the same principles that govern the behavior of a caged rat also govern human behavior." 

So, why shouldn't laughter break the fall? 

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Dec 9, 2015
A Long Lost Phone Poem
Dec 6, 2015
A Long Lost Phone Poem
Dec 6, 2015

Find Simon on the sofa wrapped like an Egyptian movie mummy(his doing), just behind the lower half of Dexter Dog, who is also there, equally undisturbed.

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Dec 6, 2015
The Phone Poem Complete
Jul 28, 2015
The Phone Poem Complete
Jul 28, 2015

I love, indeed, to quote myself...

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Jul 28, 2015
Expiration Date Passed
Jul 27, 2015
Expiration Date Passed
Jul 27, 2015
It may look like a bird bath, but it may also be a breeding ground for the garden Draculas!
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Jul 27, 2015
For the Birds!
Jun 7, 2015
For the Birds!
Jun 7, 2015

For the Birds...sometimes I just have to write it, consequences be damned!

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Jun 7, 2015